wmd

wmd
1. (WMD) (829↑, 168↓)
1.Weapons of Mass Destruction--A mythical concept that lives in the minds of paranoid, old, white guys and is used to scare the public and gather support for attacking another country. (also see bogeyman) 2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton. 3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.

If we can convice Americans that Iraq has WMDs, we can kick the snot out of them and pay Haliburton to rebuild the place.

2. (WMD) (649↑, 142↓)
Political slang for oil.

"Come on, gang\! Let's blow up Iraq\! They've got WMD's\!"

Author: i'm not telling http://wmd.urbanup.com/1296778
3. (wmd) (327↑, 123↓)
short for "what missiles dude?" which is exactly what the iraqi's have been saying all long, and thus far have not been proven otherwise.

G.W.:this is it saddam, give up the wmd 's, or we will attack your country. Saddam: that's is what i have have been telling you all along... what missiles dude?

4. (WMD) (180↑, 48↓)
WMD - Acronym (Weapon of Mass Destruction): An implement of war utilized to inflict mass casualties. These weapons typically fall into three categories: Chemical, Biological, and Nuclear. Chemical Weapon - Using a caustic, non-biological agent to harm living entities. Biological Weapon - Using a living organism (disease, virii, etc.) to harm living entities. Nuclear Weapon - Utilizing an uncontrolled nuclear fission reaction (atomic bomb) and/or radioactive materials ("dirty bomb") to cause destruction to living entities and inanimate objects. Needless to say, the production, possession, trade, and use of WMDs is and will remain a topic of contention and controversy.

A "Neutron Bomb" is a fictional WMD. In theory, it uses a powerful (so far fictional) agent "Red Mercury" to cause a massive flux of energy. It causes no concussive blast, but annihilates all living organisms within a large radius.

5. (WMD) (198↑, 81↓)
The Bush admin.'s best excuse to go to war with Iraq for oil.

Let's see, the American people won't believe that we was to Iraq for water...

6. (WMD) (125↑, 64↓)
Weapons of Mass Distortion

See Bush, idiot, stupid or republican.

Author: Pretzels Kill http://wmd.urbanup.com/835668
7. (WMD) (101↑, 52↓)
Weapon of Mass Distraction: anything that keeps the ppls heads in the clouds. This can be TV, dope, shopping malls, corner store liquor marts etc.

Turn off that Weapon of Mass Distraction and slay Babalyon.

Author: nolipz the midnight marauder http://wmd.urbanup.com/309001
8. (WMD) (46↑, 21↓)
The thing the "Coalition of the willing" have totally failed, and have now officially stopped looking for in Iraq. Neocon scare tactics will probably cover this one up as well.

"Hey Rumsfeld\! We can't find any weapons\!" "Bah humbug. .... Let's go bomb Syria\! They have WMD\!"

Author: concerned citizen http://wmd.urbanup.com/993979
9. (WMD) (46↑, 29↓)
A female with out of control enourmous breasts.

"Oh good lordy Papo. It don't take General Powell to find those WMD's on that girl. We should invade."

10. (WMD) (30↑, 14↓)
Weapon of Mass Destruction: something that brings ruin to humanity

George W. Bush is the biggest Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Author: nolipz the midnight marauder http://wmd.urbanup.com/309004
11. (wmd) (35↑, 21↓)
Equivalent to OMP - Oil of Mass Production.

Bush: Iraq has oil of mass pro... i mean weapons of mass destruction.

12. (WMD) (32↑, 22↓)
1. WMD: Weapon of Mass Destruction - chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon capable of causing massive damage or massive casualties. 2. WMD: Weapon of Mass Deception - Bush administration information spin team 3. WMD: Words of Mass Deception - About anything and everything Mr. George W. Bush, Mr. Dick Cheney, Mr. Colin Powell (General, USA, retired) or 2. above have told the U.N., congress, and the American People about 1. above in Iraq.

Mr. Bush paraphrased: "Iraq has WMD. I don't need the approval of the U.N., congress, or the American people to attack Iraq and destroy the WMD." then later, "There really was no WMD, but the people of Iraq are better off." Translation: The end justifies the means. Resulting Bush Foreign Policy: Military might makes right.

13. (wmd) (33↑, 24↓)
synonomys with tooth fairy, santa claus, easter bunny, etc.

america has them to protect the world against terrorism. but yet nobody else is allowed to have them because they are going to destroy america.

Author: young nasty-man http://wmd.urbanup.com/1292780
14. (wmd) (25↑, 16↓)
See [George Bush], [Dubya], etc.

Want to find a real weapon of mass destruction? Look at who you've just elected as your President.

15. (WMD) (19↑, 13↓)
I know where they are. They're in my ass.

Eat at [Taco Bell] and you'll definitely have WMDs within 4 hours.

16. (wmd) (9↑, 5↓)
White and massive dick

there might not be any WMDs in Iraq but there is one in my pants

17. (WMD) (17↑, 13↓)
A Term to be used a just pretext for Unjust conflict when no other reason is Available or Other reason is Morally wrong.

"I should bust him right in the face" "Why, For his money?" "..Uh.. No.. The M-F got WMD kid" "Word?? Do that S^&t\!\!" "Bill why'd you bash Bob's windows in like that?" "He had WMD" "OOOH.. well in that case.."

Author: Platinum Pistolz http://wmd.urbanup.com/719586
18. (WMD) (4↑, 1↓)
Stands for woman of mass deception. Could be used to describe any female (or group thereof) fitting the description of a cheating, lying, and/or overall deceiving witch. Contrary to the beliefs of ancient Mezopotamians and Greek philosophers, WMDs can be tamed to a normal female state given a proper dose of physical abuse and micromanagement of her everyday affairs.

Tiger Woods never cheated, his wife is just a WMD.

Author: Mathayus of Zanzabar http://wmd.urbanup.com/5033706
19. (WMD) (8↑, 6↓)
The abbreviation of the following phrase: We are Mostly Dumb.

Guy\#1: Hey did they find them WMDs in the Middle East? Guy\#2: Actually, they can be found in America.

Author: Anthony Lurgio http://wmd.urbanup.com/2892813
20. (wmd) (2↑, 1↓)
abbreviation for "wagging my [dick]" usually used after stating an accomplishment

told a [bitch] wearing a [susan b anthony] shirt to go make me a sandwich. \#wmd just aced that final exam. \#wmd

21. (WMD) (2↑, 1↓)
Women On My Dick

Jonlajoie: ...I do chicks. In Iraq they found WMDs, "Women on my dick".

22. (WMD) (3↑, 2↓)
WHIP MY DICK. A parody of the phrase "whip my hair" used instead in extreme mad cunt moments such as when sluts are seen flying through the air. Extreme notation enforced of "i dont fucking care" and "omg is this guy for real" when used. Can also refer to actual whipping of a dick, which can either mean jacking off at something exceptionally hot and uberliciously sexy or getting your dick actually whipped because you've been a bad boy (take of that what you will).

1. nerd: "OMG i think i just failed that test\!\!" does-not-give-a-fuck student: wmd. 2. "HOLY FUCK ARE THOSE SLUTS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR??" "WHIP MY DICK\!" *sluts crash landing*

Author: PACKMYSUITCASE http://wmd.urbanup.com/5396484
23. (WMD) (1↑, 0↓)
Weapons of Mass Distraction aka Giant Boobs that will distract guys and cause them to act stupid.

"Look at the WMDs on that girl" "Damn, she's got some serious WMDs" :guys walk into wall:

Author: PersephoneBlck http://wmd.urbanup.com/4953224
24. (WMD) (1↑, 0↓)
Woman of Mass Distraction

That honey is one fly WMD.

25. (WMD) (5↑, 4↓)
Something American intelligence found evidence of in Iraq. We also found mustard gas, which is a type of low level WMD.

America: Oh SHIT. Saddam mustard gassed the kurds, he could do that to us. Grab the WMD's\!

26. (WMD) (0↑, 0↓)
A WMD, which stands for "weapon of mouth destruction," is an enormous lip full of chewing tobacco packed by a bro whilst chaying with his bros. WMDs are even bigger than gaggers --- this shit is legit.

Me and Jackson were chayin' last night and he packed a fucking WMD, dude. Filled a whole fucking Poland Spring with dipspit.

27. (WMD) (1↑, 1↓)
With My Dick

I'll take care of you WMD.

Author: OhBabyYou'dLikeThat http://wmd.urbanup.com/5539626
28. (WMD) (7↑, 7↓)
Weapon of Mass Distruction - slang term used by well endowed gent when referring to his larger than average manhood

Gary threatened WMD on every MILF he could find

29. (WMD) (9↑, 9↓)
weapon of mass disruption: something or someone that causes a massive reaction in public.

The guy that caught the ball during the cubs game was a weapon of mass disruption. witness the amount of objects hurled at him.

Author: nolipz the midnight marauder http://wmd.urbanup.com/309010
30. (WMD) (0↑, 2↓)
[White Mans Dick] - being afflicted with a too - small [penis]. When shrunk down to its smallest size, it looks like a stack of buttons.

In the showers at the gym - "look at the WMD on that poor bastard. No wonder, even though he's 6'6", they call him shorty"

Author: chiken gutz http://wmd.urbanup.com/6039011
31. (WMD) (3↑, 5↓)
Weapon of Mass Destruction, a weapon designed to cause maximum devastation and loss of life, often referring to an explosive or chemical device.

1. Nuclear Warheads, 2. Adam's Mum. eg. "Oh holy shit, look at those WMD\!" eg. "We believe Iraq has the capability to deploy Adam's mum within 45 minutes. This estimate includes 10 minutes getting a cheeseburger en route."

32. (WMD) (23↑, 25↓)
[W]'s Momentus Disaster

What a Military Disaster\! The search for WMD's turned into W's Momentus Disaster\!

Author: Paul J Parkinson http://wmd.urbanup.com/1440968
33. (WMD) (2↑, 8↓)
Weapons of Mass Destruction

If the USA thinks you have em, they will bomb the shit outta you. Man, we WMDed our own country....

Author: peter lanier http://wmd.urbanup.com/2972741
34. (WMD) (3↑, 9↓)
Whims Motivating Decision. Used to justify wanton action.

"Walker, why are you urinating on my leg?" "I dunno, WMD."

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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